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This is the untold story of the true Mayan Apocalypse that has been misinterpreted by scholars and was to have taken place on 12/12/12 - that was obviously wrong. A secret group of Mexican superheroes, known as El Trio de la Luz, are forced by destiny to include their adopted gringo into their group to help fight to save humanity. Will the car salesman and local TV personality carry his weight and transform from the GRINGO into the GREEN GHOST? We shall see..
故事主人公金(jīn )钟贤和(hé(🔒) )易(🚠)阳游昊时常会(huì )在学校(xià(😋)o )里(🐝)为同(tóng )班女生淑芬吃醋，并(🛑)常(🤲)常(cháng )因此进行各种杀马特(🍧)式(🎺)(shì(🦓) )的比赛(sài )，可淑芬对此完全(🔯)(quá(🍉)n )不感冒(mào )。学校的看门大爷(🌔)一(😈)直(zhí )在学校(xiào )门口边吃蒜(🌊)边(🌘)吹(🐷)箫(xiāo )，令所(suǒ )有人都(dōu )不知(⛪)其(🏁)真实目的(de )。故事(shì )的讲述者(🚡)熊(💟)霸天在(zài )梦里将(jiāng )已经沉(🌍)(ché(♐)n )睡(🎭)长久的笔仙翠(cuì )花从另(lì(🕊)ng )一(🥠)个世(shì )界给解禁出来，翠(cuì(🙄) )花(🖍)为了(le )复仇，誓要消灭(miè )“杀马(🔘)(mǎ(♏) )特小村(cūn )庄”的所有人，而(é(🙏)r )此(🎛)时(🚳)，易阳游昊勇敢的站了出(chū(🏹) )来(📰)，金(jīn )钟(zhōng )贤也在淑芬的刺(🛂)(cì(🛌) )激下，和易阳游昊一起并肩(👚)作(💴)(zuò(🏟) )战，最(zuì )终在守门大爷的帮(🥅)(bā(🛐)ng )助下，将翠花(huā )消灭，众同学(📑)也(🚠)(yě )因共同(tóng )抵抗邪恶力量(🌼)，而(🌹)(é(🌌)r )变得更(gèng )加团结(jié )和热爱(🤰)学(🚝)习。
A troubled streetwalker meets a mysterious hitman. Together they go down an action-packed rabbit hole of sex, violence, lies, and synchronicity.
师(shī )兄李昆(kūn )在京剧(jù(👫) )演(🍯)出中打起了广告(gào )。师弟(dì(🚩) )侯(🔯)广智觉得李昆(kūn )侮辱了(le )戏(🤓)台(☝)，两(🍀)人话不投机分道(dào )扬镳。五(🛀)年(🧘)后李昆靠演孙大圣(shèng )走穴(😅)发(🥍)(fā )家(jiā )。侯广智则成了(le )剧团(🗣)的(🐶)(de )孙(🍊)大圣专业户。 李昆联(lián )系到(💲)一(⏭)(yī )笔生意但却需要侯(hóu )广(🧛)智(🌜)的(de )帮助。侯广智答应李昆(kū(🌓)n )来(👸)见(🥕)客(kè )户—马老板。马老(lǎo )板(🦄)最(🐺)近(jìn )迷上了(le )一个网红，并准(💶)(zhǔ(🎰)n )备为她(tā )排一部(bù )《真假美(🌮)猴(👟)王三打(dǎ )白骨精(jīng )》。因为这(🕡)违(♟)反(👈)(fǎn )了京剧(jù )传统，侯广智愤(🍉)然(🤺)拒绝。李昆偷(tōu )了祖师爷的(🕧)戏(👬)服签了合(hé )同，愤(fèn )怒(nù )的(🕛)侯(🌩)广(🖲)智与李昆(kūn )再次决(jué )裂。但(😡)当(🛺)侯广智看到徒(tú )弟们竭(jié(🥌) )力(✴)招揽顾客时他终(zhōng )于同意(🙏)(yì(🛢) )演(🤫)出。 试演当天侯广智(zhì )潇洒(🍼)上(🖌)(shàng )台，李昆内心对京(jīng )剧的(🎃)热(😵)(rè )忱被侯(hóu )广智唤醒，他配(❌)(pè(🎲)i )合着侯(hóu )广智说(shuō )出了原(🔍)汁(👙)原(🌺)味的戏(xì )词。两(liǎng )人合演了(🕘)一(🎩)版传(chuán )统的《真假美(měi )猴王(🏛)》，这(🦉)一刻所(suǒ )有人都(dōu )感受到(🏝)了(📣)京(📋)剧的魅力。
A troubled streetwalker meets a mysterious hitman. Together they go down an action-packed rabbit hole of sex, violence, lies, and synchronicity.
Jay Tanner and his crew have been getting rich off of faking demon hunts and posting them on YOUTUBE. Unfortunately for Jay and his crew this demon hunt turns real.
明朝年(nián )间(jiān )，兵(🌊)部(😏)尚书麾下(xià )的百户(hù )段天(🌈)昊(💨)为查出倭寇与阉(yān )党勾结(⛷)(jié(🎳) )销(📋)赃的证据，加入(rù )锦衣卫(wè(🤘)i )，几(🏛)年(nián )来一直潜藏在太(tài )监(📸)总(㊗)管(guǎn )张公公身边。就在(zài )他(🦕)终(🗻)于(yú )得到线(xiàn )索，准备与多(🧗)年(🕳)(niá(🧡)n )兄弟总(zǒng )旗苏子(zǐ )峪里应(🏿)外(👡)合抓住犯(fàn )人时，兵部尚书(🦅)刘(😔)大人(rén )得到阉(yān )党利用(yò(🐓)ng )倭(🏅)寇(💵)陷害福州知府(fǔ )的线报(bà(🙉)o )，并(🚌)派出段天昊的弟弟(dì )段天(⌛)麟(🚜)(lín )到(dào )倭寇处卧底。段(duàn )天(🤫)昊(👔)与(🚆)(yǔ )苏子峪只得放弃到手的(🐹)(de )功(⛷)劳，前往福州，却不曾(céng )料到(🎛)竟(🎏)(jìng )是一场(chǎng )有去无回的凶(🔒)险(🕵)(xiǎn )之旅。
Jean Barreau leads a spiritual commune on the countryside and promises his followers a chance for a second life. When their doubles arrive at the house, the followers learn that Jean meant his promise of a second life quite literally.
“假如音乐是爱情(qí(🍒)ng )的(💗)食(🕔)粮(liáng )，请继(jì )续演奏吧！”以(yǐ(🔍) )配(🍤)乐著(zhe )称并为(wéi )莎士比亚爱(⛏)情(😉)喜剧(jù )《爱的(de )徒劳》及《爱的(de )胜(🥍)利(👶)》（(♿)即《无事生非》）注入(rù )无限(♟)活(🎿)(huó )力的超人气导演克里斯(🛹)(sī(🍽) )托弗•拉斯康贝（Christopher Luscombe）携创(🕠)(chuà(🥠)ng )作(🧝)团队(duì )重返埃文河畔斯特(🏽)拉(✝)福(fú )德的皇(huáng )家莎士比亚(🛶)剧(😏)团，执导莎(shā )翁另一(yī )部滑(💧)稽(🏼)又心酸的(de )单相思(sī )爱情故(🐔)事(🥐)：(👌)
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